givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

foreverpizzah:

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

pemsylvania:

stay away from my children

pemsylvania:

stay away from my children